This comment was chosen by The Saker from the post “Moveable Feast Cafe 2018/02/09 … Open Thread” Saker comment was “This is hilarious!!!” .
Posted by Larchmonter445
From MOA commenter:
“Israeli Knesset calling for an emergency meeting to discuss a bill that would officially designate the Soviet era SAM S-125 AD system as “Anti-semitic”.
Netanyahu compared the S-125 AD system that downed an Israel F-16 to Hitler and urged all nations to defend Israel against this anti-semitic force which threatens Israeli existence.
US UN representative Nicky Haley called for an emergency meeting to discuss enforce sanctions on the S125 calling it another proof of clear Russian meddling.”
As the famous phrase goes, you can’t make this stuff up. Too funny.
It’s like Bibi yesterday congratulating himself for being “100% right ” that he predicted Israel would be attacked by Iran. And of course, he declared the drone as “Iranian” and, thus, he was 100% right about being “prophetic”. The guy is a natural comedian.
Ha! Facts are anti-Semitic..
The older I get the more I believe that an anti-Semite is simply anyone the Jews don’t like.
= Lese-majeste = a crime against the majesty
= the majesty being the Jewish Mafia owning the global banking cartel.
The satire works because it is literally believable considering what happens in israel and the usa. The total absurdly of the propaganda has reached such a level that anything, no matter how nuts, is being pushed. And the zombies continue eating it up with their “happy meals”.
Yes, hilarious, just like the US statement that on February 7th they attacked “pro-Government Syrian forces” in “self defense”. In other words invaders were defending themselves against the invaded. Washington sure likes to play with words.
Reminds me of a comment made to me sometime around 1970, by a gray-haired gentleman after the close of a public discussion about the war against Vietnam.
“We gotta keep fightin’ over there,” he told me, “because they’re killin’ our boys.”
“Netanyahu compared the S-125 AD system that downed an Israel F-16 to Hitler and urged all nations to defend Israel against this anti-semitic force which threatens Israeli existence.”
Well, how about simply adding a well visible disclaimer as part of the ‘merchandise’ proper: “For the six millionth time — this is not Adolf Hitler” with AH’s face duly crossed out.
On second thought, Netanyahu’s claim to the effect that there is an anti-semitic quality to S-125 AD raises the corollary question whether the Goys have got off absolutely scot-free from it (of course that’s a non-issue to the Zionist Entity).
The gauntlet of giddiness has been cast down; the javelin of jocularity has been thrown and the bell of mirth and merriment has rung. I cannot resist the temptation to offer an anecdote in response.
“Once upon a time, there lived a herd of elephants. These were mighty beasts whose numbers in size far exceeded any other creatures on Earth. They called themselves “gentiles”. Besides the gentiles there were a tiny band of small winged animals that were organized into 12 tribes and called themselves Hebrews. One particular family took the name ‘Jew” in honor of their first patriarch. This tribe was the sole survivor of the Hebrews after the other families flew away to parts unknown.
Although the gentiles were greater in population, the Jews were very clever for they considered themselves superior to the gentile in every way. They adopted another name to hide their identity and called themselves “Zionists”. They could fly from place to place while the gentiles could not. They took nourishment from the gentile’s blood without it knowing and left an irritating itch as a reminder of what caused the hurt. The Zionists used their size as an advantage and when cornered, cried out claiming they had a right to survive and the gentile should share their blood since they were so many and the Zionists were so few in numbers. One day a gentile confronted a Zionist and demanded an explanation.”
Gentile: “Why do you torment me by taking my blood?”
Zionist: “I have a right to live.”
Gentile: “Why can’t you survive like the other creatures on the Earth?”
Zionist: “Because I’m special.”
Gentile: “What makes you so exceptional over me?”
Zionist: “I’m small in size and need just a little of your blood, otherwise I’d perish.”
Zionist: “You would miss me if I was gone.”
Gentile: “Why would I care if you no longer existed?”
Zionist: (thinking): “Because you would not know suffering. Gentiles need to suffer.”
Gentile: “I need to suffer? Why?”
Zionist: “Because you were made big and I was made small and that’s not fair.”
Gentile: “You blame me for the difference in our proportions?”
Zionist: “Yes and because of that, you must feel the pain of your bigness.”
Gentile: “You have no conscience or you would know what you do is wrong.”
Zionist: “You’re right. But you do have a conscience; that’s why I’m better than you.”
Gentile: “I could squash you very easily without an afterthought.”
Zionist: “You could but then my family would bedevil you with guilt.”
Gentile: “You are anti-gentile.”
Zionist: “Yes I am and will use it to suck your blood whenever I want.”
And so to this day, the gentiles continue to anguish over the iniquities heaped upon them by the clever Zionists who are small in numbers but adroit in manipulation of the prose of moral behavior and equal justice.
The joint steering committee on US/UK Human (War) Rights are due to meet at 9:00am in Westminster today I predict that No one turns up until 11:30 am…and then
Lord Beelzebub as Chairman starts the meeting..
Are the minutes of our last meeting Correct?? Thank You Lord Buttercup for attention to duty and stenography…and that was a very nice speech you gave at Chatham House..Well Done.
Is there any other Business?
No 1 Sir – There is this little matter of Julian Assange…
The Lords look around in dismay and say “Are all Agreed..??? Lets move on to item 2 It’s Pancake Tuesday, and The Ballet at The South Bank later. Lord Fortescue pipes up “The South Bank???? It’s a Concrete Jungle Do we Really Have to go there?”
“Yes – let the Australian go, he’s more trouble than he’s worth and he will soon be forgotten.”
Meanwhile lots of totally innocent people were being Assassinated on these Lord’s Command
She was a Real Princess and turned up with her kids when we did with ours at the Southbank. We thought nothing of it. She used to go to the gym right opposite to where I worked. She was just a girl, no big deal – pretty much like the rest of us. I was gutted when she died, London was like a village, and the tickets to see the Ballet were cheap.
“The English National Ballet – Concert for Diana (2007)”
She was one of us, and you bastards killed her.
“Dr. Steve Pieczenik, former Deputy Assistant Secretary of State, explains why the very concept behind the creation of modern Israel, let alone the Promised Land claptrap, is unadulterated malarkey: “We Ashkenazi Jews are neither born of the tribe nor part of any ancient history that was concocted by some story tellers and fakirs. We were nomads in the Pale region of the Ukraine, Poland, and Russia. The rest is just that – myth making and weaving a nonsensical story of entitlement.”