A long time ago in a Galaxy far far away a stubborn lord Yanukovich refused to signed an Associated Agreement with the European Union.

Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic of Ukraine. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems from the EU going East was in dispute. Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of the Russian Fleet off Crimea by NATO deadly battleships, the greedy Trade Federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Donbass.

While the Congress of the Republic toppled the stubborn lord and replaced him with a dark lord, and proceeded to endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the Supreme Chancellor of the Darkest lord has secretly dispatched Jedis, Nuland, Ashton, and whatshisname, Tefft [7 (C)] to stir up more conflicts….

The Darkest Lord wasn’t afraid of the repercussions from igniting multiple armed conflicts because his Evil Empire formally withdrew its intent of ratification its signature on the International War Criminal Court (ICC) and declare itself to be a not a participant. They also adopted some laws barring the legal effect to ICC jurisdiction over U.S. citizens and establishing that the Evil Empire cannot be prosecuted for genocide.

The following ensued:

1. Several solar systems have declared their intentions to leave the Republic of Ukraine.
2. This separatist movement, under the leadership of the mysterious Strelkov-Girkin, has made it difficult for the Darkest Lord to take over all Ukraine, but easy to blockade from the EU the entire Parallel Universe called Russia.
3. “War! The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Ukro-nazis. Evil is everywhere.”
4. “What’s better, a horrible end, or an endless horror?” People of Ukraine decided to surrender to the Darkest lord, because he promised to pay for their better future in a couple of hundred years.
5. Little does Ukrainians know that the population of the GALACTIC EMPIRE got fed up with the refugees from the Middle of Nowhere and with the loss of the lucrative parallel universe’s markets and has secretly begun plotting to hand Ukraine back to the Light Lord of the parallel universe, who could with one magic touch restore peace, fiscal sanity, and prosperity to the whole galaxy. [To be Cont.]

It’s not known and is not being discussed anywhere, but the transfer of Ukraine back to Russia has started over a month ago. First came a revelation about Russia’s preparation of the trial of the century over the war crimes and crimes against humanity in Ukraine. 100,000 witnesses have been interviewed and over 20,000 suspect cases developed. Second, Monsanto withdrew its bids for Ukrainian arable lands. As suspected all along, Yatsenyuk was supposed to change the constitution of Ukraine that bans the sales of Ukrainian lands. It didn’t happened, because a month ago the Kremlin told the Western companies in no uncertain terms that any sales of the state owned Ukrainian arable lands by junta will be reversed and annulled. It also applicable to anything else that considering to be national treasure. I suspect that Ukrainian gold reserve that was taken out of Ukraine and flown to the US on the first night of the military coup d’état will become the subject also.

However, if you bought some Ukraine made slippers or an embroidered shirt you can keep it.

That’s how it come to pass that Netherlands held a referendum deciding on a political marriage with these guys

Netherlands held a referendum and overwhelmingly voted against an Associate Agreement with Ukraine

This is what people at the referendum had been saying:
” Najib Taibi: Netherlands last hope of democracy in Nazi EU !”
“Vichello Subchello: Russian peaceful people, but they are ready to fight for their freedom)
RIP Ukraine, enjoi dat 45% inflation, pay your own debts

Let’s say it: It’s the biggest zrada (treason) of all.

Rise, Ukraine! Ukraine, get up! Ukraine wake up!

Ukrainian blogosphere exploded with hatred, which was somewhat unexpected considering that a day prior Ukrainians claimed to love Netherlands. They already declared that they will teach Holland to love Bandera, and that Holland will be pro-Ukrainian or people-less.

I even started to worry about Dutch safety, after all, how can soft and pampered Hollanders to stand against hardened bloodthirsty hordes of Ukro-Nazis?

From Russians came an outpour of support for Netherlands and some predictions about of what Ukrainians will do next:
• will re-name Dutch people into “ватник” or quilted jackets, or gewatteerd jasje
• will use slurs directed at ” plebeians” Dutch and Russians, because the Dutch Referendum was organized by the Kremlin and everyone who vote “No” is a Putin’s agent.
• will egg the Embassy of Netherlands in Kiev and to burn their flags
• will burn the flag of Luxemburg
• will ban words “Netherlands” and “Holland”
• will remain “Holland” cheese into “Russian” cheese, and to ban Russian cheese.
• will cut down all the tulips
• will ban windmills
• will dig a deep hole where Holland is located now. This graphic says on the Netherlands flag “404 Country doesn’t exist
• will make everyone in the country to wear embroidered ethnic shirts every day and twice on Sunday, to make Dutch jealous and regretful
• will dispatch Iryna Farion to Holland to teach them Ukrainian language. “Вільямко! Вільям – то не наш. Вільям збирає речі і їде до Бельгії” After a couple of classes they will sign anything just to make this torture to stop.
• will block all the sales of Netherlands flowers to anyone, and demand everyone to buy Ukraine made paper flowers in pale blue and yellow.
• will ban all the Dutch hallucinogenic mushrooms and marihuana.
• will ban orange color and orange revolutions.
• will try to bring everything back as it was before.
• will start stitching Russian flags
and the most important,
• will change the Ukrainian national anthem “Is not dead yet Ukraine..”
or “Schenevmerla Ucruine!”
for this

Ukraine’s President Poroshenko has been so far like a sacred cow that could do no wrong. It’s all changing now. On April 5th, he has been included in Grabovsky murder list by the Ukraine Salvation Committee. The Grabovsky list comprises persons complicit in the murder of Ukrainian lawyer Yuri Grabovsky [source]

A day prior to the “Panama Papers” revelation in the Western media, Ukro-media came out with their own version in a documentary

Double life of the President: Poroshenko and offshore
Investigative Documentary by Громадского ТБ http://hromadske.tv/

President Petro Poroshenko planned to sell its stake in the Roshen group through an offshore company, not paying taxes on its sales in Ukraine. The transfer of assets to offshore zones occurred during the battles near Ilovaisky. The assets in offshore Poroshenko didn’t declare. International network of investigative journalists of OCCRP, which includes Slidstvo.Info (Слідство.Інфо), gained access to interesting documents. Now we can see the names of the real owners of the companies instead of figureheads.

Hromadske TV is a station that funded by Soros. “Panama Papers” leaks has been funded by Soros. Considering the revelation by Rothschild that Poroshenko works for them… I suspect that Soros is a front for the US government. Does this all mean that the US government is fighting with the Rothschilds? Maybe, this is all about taking over the Central Banks ownership from the Rothschilds? You tell me.

Poroshenko and offshore

On April 7th, Panama Papers: Rothschild defends Poroshenko

“Rothschild Trust, a branch of Rothschild Wealth Management & Trust, on Thursday confirmed signing what it described as a transparent trust arrangement agreement to manage the assets of Petro Poroshenko, an oligarch with business interests spanning from chocolates to television who was elected president of Ukraine following the 2013-2014 Maidan revolution.

The emailed statement follows reports and claims of possible impropriety by Mr Poroshenko in setting up a British Virgin Islands-registered company”

Rothschild Trust acknowledged that it had a trust agreement with Poroshenko on managing his assents. Accidentally, the same agreement to transfer their entire holding to Rothschild Trust also had Khodorkovsky.

According to Poroshenko, this agreement means that his signature has no power, he can’t liquidate the trust, and he has no power over this trust. “Roshen” company is already in this trust, the International Investment Bank 60% of which belongs to Poroshenko, will be in this trust shortly.

This all is somehow connected to the failure of all Ukrainian banks in Kiev to operate on April 7th and 8th.

On Friday, April 8th, Kiev celebrated spring, burned tires, and demanded resignation from Poroshenko. According to the time honored Ukrainian tradition. Ukrainians are freedom loving people and hate rules, laws, authorities, regulations, and science invented by mean Moscals.

April 2016 Maidan in Kiev. Now to be confused with all the other Maidans in Kiev.

Rada deputy Vladimir Parasuk, the same who ripped Russian flag off the Russian Embassy in Kiev, made a proposal to sever the diplomatic relations with Russia. Right before March 30th, the last day when Ukraine can buy Russian gas with a discount.

So, Parasuk’s demarche was a habitual junta’s blackmail to make Russia to extend the discount. The same day somebody threw a hand grenade into his car. He was hospitalized with a “startle.” No one was injured.

Meanwhile, Victoria Nuland, the US official in charge of regime change in Russia, Ukraine, and Europe, has repeated her tactics, this time to put pressure on the President of Turkey, Recep Tayyip Erdogan.

As a result, someone who could be the Turkish special forces in the middle of the night started shooting at both Azerbaijani and Nagorno-Karabakh border controls, killing scores of soldiers and Armenian civilians. These special forces, or per Russia’s government “the third force” also went deep into the territory populated by Armenians and brutally murdered an elderly couple in their home. As if it was bloodthirsty Azerbaijanis who did this. All of these by the book that played out in Ukraine in 2014.

The same time in Ukraine: Turkish warships were deployed to Odessa following the Turkish-Ukrainian military agreement. Two Turkish warships docked at the port of Odessa on Sunday, following the signing of a military cooperation deal between Ukraine and Turkey in January.

Following the docking of the vessels, the TCG Salihreis and the TCG Bartin, led by Rear Admiral Iskander Yildirim, an official meeting between Turkish Navy officers and their Ukrainian counterparts was also due to be held.

in response, Russia made public scores of documents generated by the Ukrainian SBU for the past 20+ years about the anti-government activities of the leader of the Crimean Tatar’s Mustafa Dzhemilev. Documents of Security Service of Ukraine (SBU) found in Crimea proving that SBU knew that Mejlis of the Crimean Tatar’s leader Mustafa Dzhemilev, was a Turkish spy and worked for Turkish secret services for decades!

European Commission expressed concern, again, over Nord Stream-2 impact on Ukraine’s gas transit. They really want Russia to keep supporting Ukraine, Slovakia, and other mlado-Europeans, as it was before the Kiev putsch to the extent of $100bln in direct and indirect payments. But Putin said “no.” It’s DIY time.

Ukraine and NATO

“One can’t imagine the situation when those countries [Ukraine and Georgia] keep cherishing the hope to join NATO and the alliance really plans to admit them, as this would explode the situation and put Europe on the brink of a crisis, whose size and scale can’t be imagined today,” Grushko said.

NATO is covertly injecting internationals into Ukrainian Military to keep the war on civil population going. Disregard here the pro-junta propaganda and just look at facts.

Meanwhile, same week, a quiet treason is taking place in Ukraine that everyone else missed: The Ukrainian Ministry of defense, which is run by NATO, suddenly has become a target for reform. On March 30th, the defense minister of Ukraine Stepan Poltorak announced upcoming personnel cuts and recertification of the ministry’s officials.

“I’ve made a decision to optimize the personnel structure of the Defense Ministry and revise functional responsibilities of the ministry’s officials. I have to admit that it is impossible to operate efficiently in such an overstaffed system. The ministry office alone has 770 positions,” Poltorak said.

The minister promises an audit of executive activity, as well as verification of functional responsibilities to eliminate duplication of functions. In addition, standard-setting framework will be analyzed. Those are the basic steps of the reform, according to the minister. In Ukraine doublespeak, they are trying to get rid of all “pro-Russians” and all extreme nationalists.

They say that a decisions regarding the number of the personnel will be made only after re-certification of each individual officer is completed. “Re-certification seeks to determine employees’ conformity with the positions they take.”

That this re-certification is a purge is following from the Pentagon’s intend to use “lie detector screening.”

“During re-certification, the officers will undergo lie detector screening. Once again, I want to emphasize that the aim of staff optimization is not a mere reduction of the number of officers, but a thorough analysis regarding the revision of each officer’s role in the process of carrying out his duties,” the minister said

Verkhovna Rada Chairman Volodymyr Groysman has called the preliminary results of the April 6 referendum in the Netherlands on the ratification of the EU-Ukraine Association Agreement as an “extremely disturbing” signal to Ukraine.

Ukraine: News and Opinions in Brief
1. Southeast Ukraine Industries annihilation chronicles.

2. Free Trade Agreement between the EU and Ukraine is a myth – per German media

3. The US Ambassador to Ukraine Jeffrey Pyatt’ plan to “utilize” 30 million undesirable people in Ukraine.

4. Ukraine is the occupied territory of Russia

5. Statement of the US Ambassador to Ukraine Jeffrey Pyatt about turning Ukraine into an “agrarian superpower” is an occupational plan to cleanse out the majority of Ukrainian population. It’s a tactic of “scotched earth.”

This opinion was expressed by the Director of the Center of political marketing Vasily Stoyakin.

“If a “great white master” said that Ukraine is actually “occupied territory of Russia,” it explains why they behave as the occupiers, that is, they turn the country into “scorched earth” territory, — said the Ukrainian political scientist. — We saw the statement of Mr. Pyatt about an agrarian superpower. It’s sounds amazingly cool, but now we have a population of about 40 million, and agricultural superpower could feed about 10 million. That is 30 million people somewhere to be disposed of. This is a description of “good” future of Ukraine from Pyatt”.

6. Pyatt also doesn’t want earlier elections in Ukraine

7. The smashing criticism of the EU-Ukraine Association Agreement, published by TNI organization. Shocking graphics. [Link to pdf download]
The expected impact of the EU-Ukraine Association Agreement

8. Another attempt to dethrone Nuland appointed Prime Minister Yatsenyuk failed.

9. An officer of SBU, a Ukrainian branch of CIA, was detained in Russia

10. Ukraine is turning into Liberia: “The love of liberty brought us here”

11. Busted Fantasies In Kiev: America And Europe Won’t Save Ukrainian Maiden In Distress.
“Ukraine doesn’t matter.”

12. Ukraine’s regions demand autonomy

13. Ukraine’s bank system has just collapsed on April 7

Public Joint-Stock Company Commercial Bank Khreschatyk stopped all operations, and doesn’t releases any funds to depositors. All other banks in Kiev are closed today, also. Ukrainians, who were screaming three months ago about not paying debt to Russia, now can see what default really means.

Donetsk, Lugansk and … Zakarpatje People’s republics?

New populist idea in Ukraine is that junta in Kiev betrayed ideals of Maidan. Now, this is a reversal of fortunes that historically always follows all the revolutions in Ukraine, just like night follows day.

Last summer I wrote about a desperate plea from Rusyns and Hungarians to the world Congress of Subcarpathian Ruthenians and the world Council of Hungarians.

“In Ukraine the ongoing activities of the extremist, pro-fascist organizations create a real threat of deployment of a policy of genocide against the Ruthenians, Hungarians, and other minorities in our region.

We are convinced that the solution to these crisis problems can become a legalization of the results of the referendum of 1991. It means the necessity to develop the region’s Autonomous status. Also, there remain unresolved issues of official recognition of Rusyns, who constitute the majority of the population of Transcarpathia, but remain a national minority.”

“The participants of the meeting call upon the world Council of Hungarians, the world Council of Subcarpathian Ruthenians integrate their structures, to attract political and public circles of the countries that Rusyn and Hungarian communities to take action to help solve these problems.

In particular, it is important to have a corresponding influence on the views and policies of the Kiev authorities, so that the most acute problems of the South-East were decided purely on the basis of the Minsk agreements.”

This week, the deputies from Zakarpatje filed a request to grant an autonomy to the region [source] [source] [source]

In a very troubling development, Kiev junta dispatches to Subcarpathian region battalions of the National Guards, and punitive police battalion Dnipr-1

An official version is that Kiev is concentrating punitive forces in the region to combat illegal amber mining. However, the consolidation of troops follows the region’s demand for autonomy.
Reaction of Social media to the result of the Dutch referendum on EU-Ukraine Association Agreement
Carl Bildt Verified twitter account ‏@carlbildt Agreement EU/Ukraine already approved by 29 democratic EU parliaments. Those voting No in Netherlands today are 0,006% of electorate in EU.

@WilhemSilat Apr 6 @carlbildt Wrong number. Actually it’s 0,6 %.
@DinoFancellu Apr 6 @carlbildt @WilhemSilat Maybe that’s because they didn’t ASK the entire EU electorate. And yes, you can’t do maths as well as logic.
Audy Jean-Pierre Verified account ‏@audyjp @carlbildt You confuse representative democracy and participatory democracy. Too easy. Do a European referendum and see the result!
Locutus Of Brussels ‏@LocutusBrussels Apr 6 .@audyjp @carlbildt He wouldn’t dare. They hate hearing the voice of the people.
5teve_B Apr 6 @carlbildt @DianaWdr @Judy_Dempsey the people have approved nothing… Who do you people think you are?
Diana Rusu ‏@DianaWdr Apr 6 @5teve_B a parliament is the representative of “the people”,the legislative power in a democracy.just stating facts @carlbildt @Judy_Dempsey
@5teve_B Apr 6 @DianaWdr @carlbildt @Judy_Dempsey the EU is not democratic
Diana Rusu ‏@DianaWdr Apr 6 @5teve_B any democracy is complicated. Same with #EU, which is an unique project, thus full of flaws. But can be saved @carlbildt @Judy_Dempsey
Carl Bildt Verified account ‏@carlbildt There are fears that the Dutch referendum will effectively kill EU Balkan enlargement as well. I sincerely hope not. http://www.suedosteuropa.uni-graz.at/biepag/node/203
Dejan Anastasijevic ‏@DejanAnastasije @carlbildt @timjudah The enlargement was put into induced coma years ago. This is just euthanasia. Also, it’s legal in the NL.
Financial Bear ‏@FinancialBear @carlbildt I certainly hope it kills of any hope of expansion. What are you looking for an new Empire controlled by the elite unelected few?
Oleg Stirbu ‏@OStirbu @carlbildt @timjudah1 what about Moldova?
Anthony Bradley ‏@juchetony @carlbildt for you, the EU Lebensraum experiment is over.
Max Hyldebrandt ‏@MaxHBH Atlanta, GA @carlbildt Sir, EUstates fail to manage crisis: refugees, finances. Citizens struggle, feel estranged. Isn’t pause needed to recalibrate?

Political cartoons [source] [source] [source] [source]  [source]

CheekyLatte Brexit ‏@cheekylatte No mention of the #DutchReferendum on @itvnews either, if I didn’t know better I might think there’s a State controlled media blackout
Uli Speck ‏@uli_speck Uli Speck Retweeted Stefan Leifert Merkel on Dutch referendum: “we’re going to manage this as we have managed other difficult issues before”
US Embassy Brussels Verified account ‏@usembbrussels Press Office Director Trudeau comments on #Dutch referendum on the EU-#Ukraine Association Agreement Department of State

Bertie Wooster ‏@privatemeans Dutch referendum: EU leaders say Ukraine deal will go ahead despite Netherlands ‘no’ vote http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/659147/Dutch-referendum-EU-leaders-Ukraine-deal-Netherlands-no-vote-Juncker-Merkel-Hollande …
Ukraine EU Office ‏@ukraineoffice #DutchReferendum is a loud slap in the face of Brussels, Dutch government and European democracy, NOT #Ukraine http://bit.ly/1RHpHkJ
Matt Pavey ‏@MattPavey1975 No mention of #DutchReferendum on @BBCqt tonight?


“I suspect that Rickey Twisdale does not speak Dutch….So far every Dutch politician on public tv has announced that after this referendum the Association Agreement with Ukraine will NOT be ratified……which means that despite Brussel’s announcement that the Agreement has been signed…Is IN effect and therefore the Dutch Referendum is meaningless…..is wrong.

What makes more sense is that Brussels is reeling…..does not know what to do or how to handle this development.

marknesop says: April 6, 2016 at 7:06 pm Check out this typically dishonest take on the Dutch referendum, from the Wall Street Journal.

Back in 2014

According to Breitbart.com – “In a crass and ill-timed intervention, the unelected president of the European Council Herman Van Rompuy has warned Vladimir Putin that the EU intends ultimately to control every country on the western flank of Russia.”

In an interview with De Standaard newspaper, Van Rompuy speaks about his “dreams” that all the Balkan states will join the EU. He calls it an “inspiring thought” that in the long term “the whole of European territory outside Russia” will be tied in some way to the EU.

He admits he does not know if there is public support for such a move, “But we do it anyway.” ”

Last, but not least…

Direct Line with Vladimir Putin will take place on April 14 at midday
The 14th annual Direct Line with Vladimir Putin will start at midday Moscow time on April 14 and will be broadcast by television channels Channel One, Rossiya 1, Rossiya 24, and radio stations Mayak, Vesti FM, and Radio Rossii.

Questions are accepted via the phone and text messages, only in Russian

The Essential Saker III: Chronicling The Tragedy, Farce And Collapse of the Empire in the Era of Mr MAGA
The Essential Saker II: Civilizational Choices and Geopolitics / The Russian challenge to the hegemony of the AngloZionist Empire