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What is there to comment on, an image from a French source? How convinient that someone just happened to drop a passport into the sea and it was found floating around.
This is a joke!
Pretty common today. Same thing happened at the World Trade Center.
That’s my passport! I lost it yesterday while I was swimming with my friend Julia Skripal off the coast of Denmark.
:) Seriously, it’s mine!!
Claim the 5th Amendment, quick!
I completely forgot that meme. Putin, one more time did it. He is all powerful, almighty, nothing is safe from him. He killed the Skripals, sent Ian on Florida, married Harry and Megan, changed the Earth climate, interfered with the Patagonian presidential elections, got kompromat on Trump, created the CIA, destroyed the Twin Towers and made rain in Switzerland and had me almost killed by a passing car.
How do I know that ? Simple! As each superpowered human he has a weakness. Superman fears kryptonite. Putin forget his passport each time.
I politely suggest Shoigu or Lavrov to have a man behind Putin taking the passport he leaves behind him. So I could reasonably doubt that Putin is responsible for the next horrible things like finishing Turkstream or rebuilt the Russian oblast north of Crimea.
Don’t forget the cables from Cornwall, that could easily be a trawler (fishing) accident. Then there’s the new Polish pipeline.
That’s the passport that choked the famous turbines. Finally blocked the pipeline, causing explosive over-pressure. Missing still are the Gazprom contracts and handbooks! Expect fireworks.
I call bullshit on that one, it’s not even close. Here’s what happened:
I was skydiving with friends off Denmark and got swept away in a cross wind. We landed on the deck of a passing American cruise ship (I could tell by the 16″ guns). As we sat down at a table, a guy in a white suit and fancy hat came up to us and asked us ‘what we wanted?’ I told him “a round of vodkas and some Caspian Sea caviar would be nice.”
Then he reappeared in a second with armed guards and it was then I noticed “Hunt for Red October” playing on the ship speakers. Sounded a lot like the Red Army Choir. He asked me for “papers” but reached for my passport and it was gone!
Big ‘thank you’ to whoever found it!
Here’s the link to the song that was playing on the ship, as proof of what really happened:
(…an old favorite, but not RAC)
I always tape my passport to my scuba diving equipment just in case I have to show it to the sharks.
I guess it was picked up by the BBC, which was on the scene of the crime reporting, 15 min before it happened. /s
Reminds me of the passports that were found at the World Trade Center. Thanks for the laugh.
Let me guess… the name in the passport… Vladimir Putin.
They also found an American passport… the name in it…. Hunter Biden.
No, no. It’s actually a CIA passport. But with their nefarious “Vault 7” tools, the spooks have cleverly disguised it to make it *look* like a Russian document.
(Good one, Andrei!)
They found DNA on the pipe fragments.
Any trace of the Russian Kamikaze Dolphins that blew up the pipelines?
Anyone remember the famous media comment about ‘a hijacker’s passport was found blocks from the World Trade Center….IF YOU CAN BELIEVE THAT?!’??
This is just a repeat of that nonsense.