Tag "Humor"

European homo-fans strike crushing blow at Russia

Check out this latest “journalistic pearl” from the BBC: Francois Hollande’s government gave no reason for its decision to stay away Neither President Francois Hollande nor any top French official will attend the 2014 Winter Olympics in Russia, Foreign Minister Laurent Fabius has said. Mr Fabius announced the decision on French radio, but gave no explanation. Last week German President Joachim Gauck also said he was not going to the

“Quenelle panic” in the Israeli press

Guys, this is too funny, I have to repost the full Ynet article below.  Thanks to “anonymous” for giving me the URL to this typical case of what Gilad Atzmon would call a “pre-traumatic stress disorder” :-)Enjoy the hilarious article,Cheers,The Saker——-Neo-Nazi symbol spreads in Europe Modern ‘Hitler salute’ gaining momentum among anti-Semites, who pose for pictures in sensitive sites worldwide and in Israel, including alongside IDF soldiers who are unaware

“Barbie Breakout” takes a stand on the rights of Russian homosexuals

This is great stuff!  First, check this out:And then, if you wonder how “Barbie Breakout” got “its” looks, here is “Barbie” “itself” showing you “its” tricks (German audio only, but who cares?) Amazing, no? I really wonder if creatures like “Barbie Breakout” have any idea what kind of effects “its” videos have on the Russian public opinion.Probably not.  LOL!The Saker

Season’s greetings!

I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends and colleagues, but it is difficult in today’s world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my lawyer yesterday, and on his advice I wish to say the following : Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, nonaddictive, gender neutral

Airplane bathroom sex blamed for terror alert

By Muriel Kane for the RawStory With security officials on edge for the tenth anniversary of 2001’s World Trade Center attack, even something as trivial as passengers spending too much time in an airplane bathroom proved sufficient to cause fighter jets to be scrambled and bomb squads called in. ABC News reported on Sunday that there had been two separate incidents, one involving an American Airlines flight from Los Angeles

Introducing the new President of Estonia

Toomas Hendrik Ilves US citizen. Worked for the CIA’s Radio Free Europe. Always wears bowties, and has some really cool decorations: 1999 Knight First Class of the Royal Norwegian Order of Merit. 1999 Grand Cross of the Order of Honour of Greece. 2001 Commander of the Légion d’Honneur of the French Republic. 2004 Third Class Order of the Seal of the Republic of Estonia. 2004 Three Star Order of the

Killing time with Google results

I currently have a job as an over-the-phone translator (from home), which pays pennies, but which has some perks: the dress code (none, I am at home), the commute (roughly 1 foot), the hours (flexible) and, on some days, some free time between calls.  Like this morning.  So I decided to kill some time having fun with Google. Here is what I did: I began entering some queries to see

Having fun with politics

Dear friends, We would like to share with you a pretty decent test of political orientation which I recently took. Of course, the categories used are necessarily an over-simplification, yet this test is interesting, at least as a basis for discussion with friend. Anyway, you can check out the test for yourself and take it here: http://www.politicalcompass.org/test FYI – here is my score: Economic Left/Right: -7.75 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.56  

Glorious victory for the invincible Tsahal!!

Commentary by Mark Regev (or was it Barak Obama? don’t matter – same thing): It is good to see that the glorious and invincible IDF (aka ‘Tsahal’) continues to maintain a clear military edge over the terrorists and enemies of democracy, civilization and progress. As the only democracy in the Middle-East continues to be surrounded by millions of barbarians representing an existential threat to the peace-loving Jewish state of Holocaust

And now, a few words from a “rabbi cum spiritual life examiner”

by rabbi Ben Kamin, self-described “spiritual life examiner” Osama appropriately dies on Holocaust Remembrance Day God bless the courageous American servicemen and women who masterminded, directed, and fulfilled the special operation in Pakistan that put an end to one of the most sinister human beings who ever lived. We are thankful that our soldiers departed the scene without shedding any of their own blood. We note the brilliance of disposing