Journalise: “The Libyan regime has used tear gas in Tripoli to disperse protesters. There is a heavy presence of security forces in the city. An eerie calm is now all over the city” English: “There is nothing to report” [And this is after Friday prayers (when presumably the cops cannot prevent people from gathering or storm mosques…)]
Check out this farcical photo of Georgian President Mikheil Saakashvili joining some Georgian special forces unit for their training: Who knows, after the training, he might share a few neckties with them…
My friend Shashank just send me this: I just learnt today that all the revolutions are happening because of Obama factor and Bejing olympics. Hard to believe? http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/02/opinion/02friedman.html and the rejoinder: http://inanities.org/2011/03/this-is-just-the-start-and-it-never-fucking-ends/ LOL! Even my corporate Zionews standards, this is a masterpiece!! Thanks Shashank!! The Saker
The Interior Minister asks Hosni Mubarak to write a “Farewell Letter” to the Egyptian people. Mubarak replies: “Why? Where are they going?”
Check out this headline from Israel National News: Muslim Brotherhood’s Message Same as Hamas: Kill Jews Nothing new here. Expect endless references to a “2nd Holocaust” and the “New Egyptian Antisemitism” as an “existential threat” to the “only democracy in the Middle-East” to come next. We might even get a “New Hitler” if Mubarak is toppled. Where are Alan Dershowitz, Elie Wiesel and Joe Lieberman when they are so needed!!!
This text will be replaced by the player Comment: In the bad old days of the Soviet Union there used to be literally thousands of jokes about Brezhnev, Communism, the Party and everything associated with it. People used to spend entire evenings telling such jokes. And I think that these jokes played an important role in the fall of the Communist regime because a regime that is ridiculed is also
Julian Assange, the founder of Wikileaks, is charged with rape and molestation. Oh, no, mistake, he is not charged, after all. This is one of the very few occasions where the Empire gave me a really good laugh. Thanks guys!
(sorry guys, I only found a version with French subtitles)
PS: does anybody know which movie this hilarious clip is from?
This just in from the best news outlet in the USA:
(The anthem of the Israeli military by Robert) If Hizbollah fucked us upAnd made us run with our tails between our legsLets pound our chests to the prisoners of Gaza Hell yeah If all our threats to pulverise Iran serves only as comic reliefLets snuff the lives out of the Jabaliyans Hell yeah If our illusion of invincibility is forever shatteredLets flatten Rafa Hell yeah When our neurotic and imaginery
source: Palestine Think Tank