Tag "Humor"

Can you translate that from “Journalise” into English

Journalise: “The Libyan regime has used tear gas in Tripoli to disperse protesters.  There is a heavy presence of security forces in the city.  An eerie calm is now all over the city” English: “There is nothing to report” [And this is after Friday prayers (when presumably the cops cannot prevent people from gathering or storm mosques…)]

This is too hilarious to miss (must read!)

My friend Shashank just send me this: I just learnt today that all the revolutions are happening because of Obama factor and Bejing olympics. Hard to believe?  http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/02/opinion/02friedman.html and the rejoinder: http://inanities.org/2011/03/this-is-just-the-start-and-it-never-fucking-ends/ LOL! Even my corporate Zionews standards, this is a masterpiece!! Thanks Shashank!! The Saker

Predictably, the traditional Ziopanic sets in

Check out this headline from Israel National News: Muslim Brotherhood’s Message Same as Hamas: Kill Jews  Nothing new here. Expect endless references to a “2nd Holocaust” and the “New Egyptian Antisemitism” as an “existential threat” to the “only democracy in the Middle-East” to come next.  We might even get a “New Hitler” if Mubarak is toppled. Where are Alan Dershowitz, Elie Wiesel and Joe Lieberman when they are so needed!!!

Music video: Don’t Touch My Junk

This text will be replaced by the player Comment: In the bad old days of the Soviet Union there used to be literally thousands of jokes about Brezhnev, Communism, the Party and everything associated with it. People used to spend entire evenings telling such jokes. And I think that these jokes played an important role in the fall of the Communist regime because a regime that is ridiculed is also

The anthem of the glorious and invincible “Tsahal”

(The anthem of the Israeli military by Robert) If Hizbollah fucked us upAnd made us run with our tails between our legsLets pound our chests to the prisoners of Gaza Hell yeah If all our threats to pulverise Iran serves only as comic reliefLets snuff the lives out of the Jabaliyans Hell yeah If our illusion of invincibility is forever shatteredLets flatten Rafa Hell yeah When our neurotic and imaginery